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TRASH TALK 101
Desclaimer: If you hate trash talking then go find another blog to read. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I know its wrong and never will be right but I would still admit that sometimes (well, most of the times actually) I find myself wishing that somebody would come and assassinate my department head, her Iraqi crony and the Dirty Old Man.

She: is so mukhang pera. As in like she's willing to help if you could give her money for it. You have to pay for everything to her and you will always hear her giddy laughter (like a drunk ambulance) whenever money is about to go her way. You have to buy her book (which is stupid because its not connected in anyway to our course) and the supposed MC 123 and 121 'handout' which only cost more than P100 two years ago and is now P200 something. And the money goes to her directly!!!!!

She's the department head but she never helps the students. She is the first one to discourage you and she is so vague that when you want to clarify something with her you end up more confused than before.

She's our 'instructor' in some classes but she never teaches anything of value. As in like, she's just 'touring' during her class. She laughs and laughs even when things are not funny and even when she knew that her students are about to die from all the problems she has dumped on them.

And lastly, she wants her students to go to Bohol on a 'field trip'. What's wrong about this? Well, we are Mass Comm students and the whole time that she was endorsing her idea she never mentioned anything about media outlets we would visit. All she talks about is Carabao center, chocolate hills and all the tourist spots of Bohol. Eww...were not Tourism students Ma'am--in case you forgot.

The Iraqi Crony
I am not sure why he is here in the Philippines. I don't know why he is here in NORSU. But most of all, I don't know why he is in Mass Comm because he has no media background in anyway and he is a Chemical Engineer for PETE'S SAKE!!!

He teaches Desktop Publishing and Graphics and Special Effects (2 separate subjects) but he is so amateur in computers. Eww, if I am an amateur in layouting and photoshop then he is even more amateur than I am! God, he is also teaching the ComSci students and he made them make a newsletter! Imagine that, COMSCI students! What does it have to do with computer science?

He doesn't even know the parts of the newspaper! He calls the 'masthead' nameplate {and pronounce it as NEMPLET}? Imagine that? That's not a nameplate sir!That is what you call a MASTHEAD!

THE DIRTY OLD MAN
Students are so unlucky to be under this instructor. Aside from he is always late and doesn't seem to know where the classroom is, he is a known maniac. As in I can't find another word to describe him. He is so bastos and he likes touching female students in a lascivious manner.

Eww!!! I wouldn't want to be taught by somebody who twists every single thing I learned in my four years of journalism studies. He is a publisher and a former EIC of one of the university papers in the province but if you will read his newspaper, darn! His articles are so opinionated and the way it was written makes me doubt if it could pass our journ instructors. I mean, haller! Everything written in his newspaper is a violation to the very basic principles and rules of journalism!

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And the three of them are friends. And the three of them exist to be a burden to all their students! And the three of them should be gone from this world! Son't you think so? Especially the Witch and the Dirty Old Man! Why can't terrorists come here in our school instead and maybe assassinate them? Their a menace to the society you know!

I hate them so much {obviously} and their name sends chills of anger to my bones. Mga gahaman!!!


LET"S GET THIS CLEAR:
I promised to zip my mouth BUT I did not promise to bind my arms and tie myself so I could stop ranting on this computer and I don't regret the things I posted above either!Just making things clear.