don't you just love the smell of B.O?

I so love the smell of the man who sat beside me this morning while riding the jeep to downtown. I love his smell so much that I want to choke him and kick him off the jeep.

While trying to hold my breathe and controlling my stomach, I was thinking "manong? it's so early in the morning kaya...do you want me to buy you some deodorant?"

Have you ever smelled rotten guava so early in the morning? That's exactly how he smells. And the guts of him to keep on lifting his arms and looking so smug. He would look at me and smile like he thinks I like him all because I was staring at him without blinking. How unfortunate that he did not realize that I'm trying to kill him with those stares.

And how unfortunate of me to finally decide to get off somewhere I did not intend to go all because I could no longer hold my breathe and I really want to vomit already.

some days are just so 'effin bad.